Miss Piggy and Kermit fire back at FOX
Miss Piggy: “(The brainwashing charges are) almost as laughable as accusing Fox News of being … news.”
Kermit: “Boy, that’s going to be all over the Internet!”
Well that’s true.
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Miss Piggy and Kermit fire back at FOX
Miss Piggy: “(The brainwashing charges are) almost as laughable as accusing Fox News of being … news.”
Kermit: “Boy, that’s going to be all over the Internet!”
Well that’s true.
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Don’t know whether this is awesome or animal cruelty :’) The Queen would not be amused that’s for sure.
Hello. My name is Brittany. I’m a writer, I’m Canadian, and I am a TV-aholic. (Hi, Brittany)
The above is an image of my personal (ten year grown) DVD collection. I know, right? And yet, I still find myself asking why I have nothing to watch - geekverse problems. Anyway. You’ll notice that the picture up there is mostly comprised of television shows, which is my main topic of discussion here today. The recent SOPA/PIPA/ACTA shenanigans have left me wondering what side of this seemingly (read: you’re either doing illegal things, or you’re not) black and white area I fall in. And honestly, after much self-reflection and number crunching, I have come to this conclusion: I am a legal pirate.
A legal pirate! How ridiculous does that sound? ARRR, MATEY. But hear me out, dear reader, for I am about to take you on a post spanning a few thousand dollars and a few hundred hours. To make things more palatable, I’m going to stick to one example (a case study, if you will) and run with it: a little show called Battlestar Galactica.
Whoa there, firstly - if you haven’t seen Battlestar Galactica, you should probably just stop reading right here and go buy the shit out of those DVDs (or procure a nice download, if they’re still out there), because you are doing something wrong with your life. If you have, read on! Because you have made the correct life choices, and thus have my respect.
So, Battlestar Galactica. This is a show I heard much about back in 2008, when my sci-fi loving friends were twittering (or livejournal-ing, as the case was) away how fantastic it was. Since I’m open to anything involving spaceships, I gave in and downloaded the first episode. HOLD UP, DOWNLOADED. Calm down, calm down. It gets better.
Four hours after I finished the miniseries (the pilot, to those who haven’t seen it - what is wrong with you) I was hooked, and immediately craved the rest of the season. And I loved it so much, you know what I did? I went to Blockbuster and rented the whole first season. So, to start our math: that’s $5/disc - my first contribution to the money shower I eventually rained upon NBC/Universal and Syfy.
Of course, after the first season came the second, and the third - all of which were rented in a mad frenzy at my local (now closed - adapt or die, ladies and gentlmen!) Blockbuster. Total spent: $75. And then I popped out to HMV to own them for my very own. Now, they were still full price at that time. That’s $40-$50 a pop for each season. My total now: $255. That took me about four or five months, to be fair. But still - $255.
Well, of course, then came the merchandise. Action figures - 13 of them at $20-$30. The minimates - 20 at $15-$20. The Scar replica from ComicCon! $75. The last supper season four poster, limited edition ComicCon run - $30. The books - novelizations, show analysis, season guides - $10-20 a pop! The officially licensed propaganda posters, the Number Six bust, the titanium viper and raider, the mini ships! The t-shirts, the keychains, the mugs! You do the math. Wait - I will. $948, give or take say, $20 - Canadian pricing, and all. After three years of collecting, my total is at nearly a thousand dollars. (Hey, TV is my future job - give me a break!)
And that doesn’t include the DVDs, or the additions to it that occurred after Razor and the fourth season aired. Razor - $15, 4.0 & 4.5 - $80. DVD total: $350. Of course, we have to add in the BluRays, because what girl doesn’t need her favourite thing in ultra HD? $160 later, Starbuck was flying her Mark ii around my screen in glorious high definition. The DVD collection now? $510.
Off of me alone, NBC/Universal and Syfy made a grand total of $1458.00. Off of one person. And that’s not to mention the trip to ComicCon to see the last ever BSG panel, the autographs from cast members at $40 each (I only did that once, it was weird and I shall not repeat that again), or the fan-made memorabilia, clothing, and accessories that I have procured over the last three years.
But wait! I’m not done! What’s the point of all that, you ask? Here it is: the more I talked about Battlestar, the more people listened. My standing record for the number of people in my social circle that I got to watch it is 30. There I sat, downloading episodes I’d already bought on dvd to make graphics, gifs, and videos - all to entice people to share in the thing I’d discovered. In fact, I have three solid, concrete examples of people who went and bought theentire series because I recommended it. There’s another, what, $400 I made Syfy? Ya’ll are welcome.
Do you see what my point is? People like me, we’re out there. There’s thousands - millions of us. We download things. We’re pirates. But we’re pirates that have made the entertainment industry billions. We’re free advertising. We’re out there, pulling people in, getting them to share in our interests and sparking collections of their own. We are doing a job people get paid to do every day - and frankly, we’re doing it better. Think about how many things you own because other people recommended it. That’s how it works in television these days. It’s not the Nielsen numbers (a disgustingly outdated system), or overnight numbers. It’s the nerds on their computers, TVs, DVRs, phones every day, “pirating” for all they’re worth. It’s the everyday Joe downloading an episode to try out a show and see if they like it enough to buy it.
We are standing here, waiting to give the networks money. Here, take it. It’s yours. I will pay you to let me stream a show on my computer at the same time it airs. I will pay you to let me watch it instantly after it airs. I will pay you to let me download it, DRM-free, and advertise how amazing it was to a group of strangers I know are doing the same thing. I am buying into your propaganda and your advertising and your merchandise. I’m here! Sell me things! Don’t make it impossible for me to watch a show because you say I live in the wrong country. The people who create television don’t make it so only a small subset of viewers can see it. They make it so that anyone can experience a part of their imagination for an hour a night. There is an entire world out there, a manipulatable market waiting to give you their money in exchange for entertainment. It’s 2012 - how does no one get this yet?
If I love something, I love it. I’ll spend money on it. That’s the way this whole industry works. Entertainment, it’s up for sale. It’s like making an amazing pair of pants, and then only selling them in one size. Well, that’s bullshit. You make it in a range of sizes, you make way more money. You make your product available to more people than a select few, you make more money. I mean, this isn’t hard. Make things for everyone, sell them to everyone. You can’t tell me you can’t advertise McDonalds, or Apple, or Google in every country - those are the people paying you to advertise their product, and those products are universal. Market universally.
So I am not sorry, dear reader, for downloading all those episodes of BSG. I’m not sorry for having digital copies of every single episode. I used those episodes to advertise an amazing show. And I own two hard copies of each (regular and BluRay, how nice!), so I think that’s rather enough. I have hard copies of everything I’ve ever loved. That collection up there - the neverending one? That thing is worth over $5000. That’s $5000 I, personally, have poured into the entertainment industry - $5000 some other geek like me will spend that will eventually pay my salary, too. All of it came from downloading.
And do not even get me started on my Doctor Who collection.
I just donated $100 to Ken Aden’s campaign because of this.
You know what to do.
This is a sickening story. And we can do something about it, Tumblr.
Can we get a warning before linking to that story and that picture? Once was enough yesterday. Not that it isn’t worth knowing about or something to fight against but that image is horrid. For those reading this, its the murdered cat story from yesterday, horrible image.
http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/media/videos/?view&keywords=heart-of-the-swarm#/heart-of-the-swarm-trailer
Some of the actual CGI clips they throw in there are absolutely beautiful, typical of blizzard :)
Blizzard’s cinematic team is awesome. I’m quite looking forward to this expansion and some of the new units / abilities look quite awesome.
How did tumblr fail to show this to me!?
Excellent.
Things of beauty.
Need posters of these now.
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(trigger warning for animal abuse, violence)
Last night, a Democratic campaign manager in Arkansas arrived home to find his child’s cat murdered, the word ‘LIBERAL’ written on the carcass.
This has literally left me seething with rage. There aren’t even words to describe how wrong this is. Do not go to that article if you cannot handle an image of animal abuse, it is horrendous.
If any case properly should be described as extraordinary, it is this one. For 20 years, the State held D’Ambrosio on death row, despite wrongfully withholding evidence that ‘would have substantially increased a reasonable juror’s doubt of D’Ambrosio’s guilt.’

In breaking news, Joe D’Ambrosio has been exonerated and becomes the 140th inmate released from death row in the United States since 1973.
The above quote, from Judge Kate O’Malley provides some insight into D’Ambrosio’s exoneration.
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This is fucked up. If there is evidence that someone is innocent it should be put out there for the jury to see. While I understand that it is the prosecution’s job to convict the suspect and the defending lawyers job to prove him innocent, withholding evidence is a cheat of the system and does not allow the accused to have a fair trial. It should not be about winning and getting someone put behind bars, its about justice.
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I can’t think of a cognitive process that’s not involved in StarCraft,” says Mark Blair, a cognitive scientist at Simon Fraser University. “It’s working memory. It’s decision making. It involves precise motor skills. Everything is important, and everything needs to work together.
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“That’s really all this is. It’s people lending books. And you can’t look on that as a lost sale…. What you’re actually doing is advertising. You’re reaching more people. You’re raising awareness. And understanding that gave me a whole new idea of the shape of copyright and what the web was doing. Because the biggest thing the web was doing is allowing people to hear things, allowing people to read things, allowing people to see things they might never have otherwise seen. And I think, basically, that’s an incredibly good thing.”
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I love leslie knope, she is awesome.
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Watching “Once More With Feeling” again (and again), and I truly do think it’s one of the top five best moments on television. It’s actually one of the most important episodes on Buffy, and that they manage to turn what could have been a gimmick into a fitting and purposeful framework is an incredible testament to the writing and acting talent.
I mean, there are about a half dozen really important emotional moments in an hour of musical television, which are all delivered perfectly. This is probably the most impressed I ever am with SMG on this show, who brings a great amount of “average” to the Buffy role on the whole, but which you absolutely cannot say about her in this episode. She’s totally out of her element here and yet has the most moving moment of the whole thing, which is her refrain in “Something to Sing About”. (Followed closely by Tara’s reprise of “Under Your Spell,” which is intensely sad — and crucial to the Willow storyline.)
WHAT I’M TRYING TO SAY IS THIS IS A GREAT EPISODE OF TELEVISION AND EVERYONE SHOULD SEE IT.
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On foreign policy, the right-wing critiques have been the most unhinged. Romney accuses the president of apologizing for America, and others all but accuse him of treason and appeasement. Instead, Obama reversed Bush’s policy of ignoring Osama bin Laden, immediately setting a course that eventually led to his capture and death. And when the moment for decision came, the president overruled both his secretary of state and vice president in ordering the riskiest—but most ambitious—plan on the table. He even personally ordered the extra helicopters that saved the mission. It was a triumph, not only in killing America’s primary global enemy, but in getting a massive trove of intelligence to undermine al Qaeda even further. If George Bush had taken out bin Laden, wiped out al Qaeda’s leadership, and gathered a treasure trove of real intelligence by a daring raid, he’d be on Mount Rushmore by now. But where Bush talked tough and acted counterproductively, Obama has simply, quietly, relentlessly decimated our real enemies, while winning the broader propaganda war. Since he took office, al Qaeda’s popularity in the Muslim world has plummeted.
Andrew Sullivan: How Obama’s Long Game Will Outsmart His Critics - The Daily Beast
I’d like all of my GOP friends and readers to really pay attention to this.
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